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I Don't Think Of Myself As A Tv Actor. I Think Of Myself As A Film, Television And Off-off-off-off Broadway Actor.

Fame Does Lead To Money, Which I Don't Have A Close Relationship With. I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Never Sees The Money - It All Goes Somewhere Else. I Don't Understand It, I Don't Like To Deal With It. I Have A Fear Of Not Having It, Because I Grew Up Without It.

If Fox Mulder Discovered That Larry Sanders Was A Clone? I Think He Would Stab Him . . . But It Wouldn't Be With An Ice Pick.

I Dont Like The Idea Of Being Eaten By A Shark. I Like To Swim In The Ocean, And I Think Much More About Sharks Than Anyone Should. I Really Resent The Fact That My Oceangoing Experiences Are Ruined By Jaws.

Tv Directors Just Aren't Sexy For Some Reason, Although, You Know, Rob And Kim [manners] Are Very Sexy In My Eyes.