I Don’t Look Ahead. I’m Right Here

Even If One Doesn't Smoke Pot, One Has To See The Benefits Of Decriminalizing It.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

We Don't Even Know If We're In This Room. We Could Be In A Turtle's Dream In Outer Space.

Everybody Needs Money. That's Why They Call It Money.

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.