I Do Want To Be A Manager

I Won Player Of The Year And Players' Player, Two Cups And Two Championship Medals, Had A Great Time.

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

Daft As A Brush? I'm Daft, But I'm Not Daft As A Brush!

Because Of The Booking I Will Miss The Holland Game - If Selected.