I Do Some Of My Best Stand-up

Family Is Everything. Family Comes First. It's Not What I Expected It To Be, But Nothing Ever Is.

Isn't Everyone Just Travelling Down Their Own Road Watching The Signs As They Go?

I'm Angry. Yes, I Am Outraged. Yes, I Have Thought An Awful Lot About Blowing Up The White House.

People Think They Will Wake Up One Day And I'll Be Gone. But I'm Never Going Away.

You Can Be Sexy, But You Can't Be 50