I Do Not Undertake To Promote Welfare,

I Have Little Interest In Streamlining Government Or In Making It More Efficient, For I Mean To Reduce Its Size.

I Certainly Believe In Aliens In Space, And That They Are Indeed Visiting Our Planet. They May Not Look Like Us, But I Have Very Strong Feelings That They Have Advanced Beyond Our Mental Capabilities.

If You Don't Mind Smelling Like Peanut Butter For Two Or Three Days, Peanut Butter Is Darn Good Shaving Cream.

You Don't Need To Be Straight To Fight And Die For Your Country. You Just Need To Shoot Straight.

I've Played Everything - Baseball, Football, Basketball. I Can Still Swim A Mile A Day. That's Why I Can't Walk.