I Do Not Threaten, I Merely Advise

Behind The Curtain's Mystic Fold The Glowing Future Lies Unrolled.

The Best Thing About Doing A Signing Tour Is That Numbers Become Faces. I Got To Sign Books For Six Or Seven Thousand People, All Of Whom Were Dreadfully Nice. Everything Else, The Interviews, The Hotels, The Plane Travel, The Best-seller Lists, Even The Sushi, Gets Old Awfully Fast. Well, Maybe Not The Sushi.

I've Been Inspired By Dreams - I've Even Stolen Scenes Or Images Or Characters From Them.

And There Never Was An Apple, In Adam's Opinion, That Wasn't Worth The Trouble You Got Into For Eating It.

Nearly' Only Counts In Horseshoes And Hand-grenades.