I Do Not Pick The Wrong Guys.

I Make Mistakes. That's What I Do. I Speak Without Thinking, I Act Without Knowing. I Drink So Much That I Can Barely Walk...i'm A Fantastic Lover Though, And An Amazing Friend. God Knows I Mean Well.

Man Might Have Identified Fire, But Women Identified The Way To Enjoy With It.

I Started Working For The 'ny Observer' When I Was 33. After I Had Been Writing For Them For About A Year And A Half The Editor Said, 'your Stories Are The Most Talked About Stories In The 'observer'; You Should Have Your Own Column.'

When You're Alone, It's Easier," She Said A Little Wistfully. "you Can Do What You Want. You Don't Have To Go Home.

As Long As You're Neurotic And Crazy, He's Great. But Once He Solves All Your Problems, He Becomes The Problem.