I Do Not Pick The Wrong Guys.

Rule Number One: Why Is It That The One Time A Cute Guy Talks To You, You Have A Friend Who's In Crisis?

Better Alone Than Badly Accompanied.

The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants," She Says, Somewhat Cryptically. I Purse My Lips In Disapproval. "you'd Think The Heart Would Know Better.

Retribution Is Tricky. . . . The Insult Isn't Usually Worth The Risk Of Punishment. And Eventually One Learns That Karma Has A Surprising Way Of Taking Care Of These Situations. All You Have To Do Is Sit Back And Watch.

Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going, Even When You Don't