I Do Love America. And La Is

All They Teach You In Drama School Is How To Do Stage Fights And Be A Pain In Rehearsals.

Well, Everyone, Welcome To Shark Week. Oh That's On Cbs And There's Been A Lot Of Cutbacks, So It's Just Friday Night For A Couple Of Minutes. And We Don't Have Any Sharks, Just An Immigrant With A Puppet. Hey, But It's A Start!

The Smurfs 2 Is A Great Movie. The Smurfs Are Tiny Little Creatures That Everybody Loves. They're Like Justin Bieber - Minus The Part About Everybody Loving Him.

I Have A Beard. Just Not On My Face.

Canada Is Not The Party. Its The Apartment Above The Party.