I Do Have Trouble With Titles.

Short Things Are Short All Over And Long Things Are Long All Over.

The Wife Picked Out Ceramic Tile For Floor Covering, Not Realizing That Cost Was Determined By Square Foot, Not Square Yard Like Carpet. Thinking The Price Was Plenty Reasonable, She Had An Extra Room Of Tile Ordered For Installation. When The Bill Arrived, It Was Staggering. She And Her Husband Began A Fight That Continued All Through The Construction Job. They Ended Up Divorced, But Not Until She Had Broken Every Window.

Barring Love I'll Take My Life In Large Doses Alone--rivers, Forests, Fish, Grouse, Mountains. Dogs.

New Yorkers Are Mostly Interested In New York - In Case You Haven't Noticed.

It Is Easy To Forget That In The Main We Die Only Seven Times More Slowly Than Our Dogs.