I Do Have Certain Feelings. My Feeling

Some People Have Religion As A Means Of Solace. But, I Had A Dreidel, So That Was Out.

I'm Not A Big Birthday Guy; I Never Have Been.

Ninety Percent Of A Shirt That Not Only Was Bright Purple And Green But With A Design On It That, If You Moved Too Quickly, Might Cause A Seizure In An Unsuspecting Onlooker.

I Think The Only Reason You Visit An Apple Store Is Because You Wonder What Life Is Like On Another Planet.

I'm Not A Great Joke Writer, Which Is Odd For A Comic To Say, But I'm Not.