I Do Detest Everything Which Is Not

Bologna Is Celebrated For Producing Popes, Painters, And Sausage.

This Is To Be Along; This, This Is Solitude!

The Reading Or Non-reading A Book Will Never Keep Down A Single Petticoat.

Tis Pleasant Purchasing Our Fellow-creatures; And All Are To Be Sold, If You Consider Their Passions, And Are Dext'rous; Some By Features Are Brought Up, Others By A Warlike Leader; Some By A Place--as Tend Their Years Or Natures; The Most By Ready Cash--but All Have Prices, From Crowns To Kicks, According To Their Vices.

Tis Said That Persons Living On Annuities Are Longer Lived Than Others.