I Do Better On The First Three

I Think There Is A Puritanical Wind That Is Blowing. I Have Never Seen Such A Lack Of Separation Between Church And State In America, I Don’t Believe In God, But If I Did I Would Say That Sex Is A Godgiven Right. Otherwise It’s The End Of Our Species.

As I Was Coming Up On The Stage, There Was One Source That Could Make Or Break You, The New York Times. Inevitably There Would Be One Actor Singled Out For A Better Review, Or Worse, Than Somebody Else. The Effect Of That Was Cancerous, Divisive.

I Do Better On The First Three Takes; I Won't Be Better At 20 Takes.

They Took 3-d Digital Photographs Of My Entire Body. I Had To Pose Stark Naked, Assuming A Kind Of Spider-man Position. After A Minute, One Of The Technicians Pointed To My Genitals And Said, Um, We're Not Getting Enough Data There ... It Wasn't What You Think. It Turns Out That The Fancy Digital Camera Doesn't Pick Up Dark Areas Too Well, And They Were Having Trouble Because Of The Hair Down There. I Actually Had To Spray On This Highlighter Stuff. (on Having Digital Photos Taken For The Invisible Man Role In The Film Hollow Man)

I'd Love To Be A Pop Idol. Of Course, My Groupies Are Now Between 40 And 50.