I Do A Job I Really, Really

B Is For Breasts Of Which Ladies Have Two; Once Prized For The Function, Now For The View.

I Wore Makeup When I Was At School, And I Wore Makeup When Glam Started. I Started Wearing It Again When Punk Started. I've Always Been Drawn To Wearing It. It's Partly Ritualistic, Partly Theatrical And Partly Just Because I Think I Look Better With It On.

There's No Hope Of Me Becoming Completely Relaxed On Stage. If I Did, I'd Sit Down And Doze Off.

Both Me And My Wife's Extended Family All Live Within A 50-mile Radius. Like Me, A Lot Of Them Did Time In London Then Started Drifting Back To The Countryside And The Sea. Perhaps It's A Homing Instinct.

I Never Liked Queen. I Can Honestly Say I Hated Queen And Everything That They Did.