I Do A Job I Really, Really

I've Always Spent More Time With A Smile On My Face Than Not, But The Thing Is, I Don't Write About It.

Perhaps Not As Badly Applied And Not As Obvious, But For Thousands Of Years, People Have Worn Makeup On Stage.

I've Got A Facebook Page, But I've Never Put Anything On It. I've Got A Presence On All The Social Networks, In Fact, But I've Never Once Sent A Message. I'm There Because, Otherwise, Someone's Going To Pretend To Be Me.

If You Acquiesce To One Interview, There's Always Another Waiting In The Wings. Also If You're Interviewed Repeatedly, You Just Start Repeating Yourself. I Don't Like To Do That.

I Write With A Pen And Paper. Never On A Laptop.