I Didn't Want To Play By What

I Love Making People Laugh And Feel Good, And That's Awesome And Special For Me To Be Able To Do That, But There Really Is Nothing Like Kicking Ass Whether It's On A Major Scale, Or Whether It's In More Of A Dramatic Fashion. Being Physical And Taking Care Of Business The Old-fashioned Way Is Something That I Love Doing.

Look At The Rock's Competition! Look At Him! It Looks Like A Big Monkey Came Down Here, Took A Crap, And Out Came Mankind!

I Was Brought Up As An Only Child, And We Were Very Close. But When I Was 14, We Got Evicted. We Came Home To A Padlock, And I Looked Up At My Mom And She Was Crying, And There Was Nothing To Do.

Kevin Kelly, Let The Rock Answer Your Question With A Question Of His Own: Are You Mentally, As Well As Physically Prepared To Tickle The Anus Of A Monkey?

To Some Its Hump Day. To Us, It's Wednesday's Getting Its Ass Kicked And Thursday Just Asked Friday To Switch Places.