I Didn't Want To Play By What

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're A Hoe With Big Breasts, So Take The Night Off From Hooking... If Ya Smell What The Rock's Cooking!

I'm Sorry, Mankind Can't Get To The Phone Right Now, Cause He's Got The Rock's Foot In His Mouth!

If You're Going To Make A Comedy And If Your Sole Interest Is In Making People Laugh And Feel Good And Entertaining Them, Then You Check Your Ego At The Door.

If I Like It, If I Think The Character Is Going To Be Fun, If I Think The Story Is Good And If It Appeals To Me, Then I Want To Do It.

Take A Little Walk Down Know You Role Boulevard, Hang That Right On Jabroni Drive, And Then Proceed To Check Your Aunt Jemima No-pancake-havin' Ass Di-rectly Into The Smackdown Hotel!