I Didn't Sleep With Anyone Till I

Fame Attracts Lunatics.

I Love Football, But I'm Sick Of The World Cup. I Don't Even Care About England.

I Loathe Gardening, But I Love Gardens, And I Have Two Beautiful Gardens. I Can Not Bear Gardening, But I Love Gardens.

I Hope You Don't Mind, I Hope You Don't Mind, That I Put Into Words, How Wonderful Life Is, Now You're In The World.

Because, I Figured That, Because I Was A Successful Man, I Was Wealthy, I Was, You Know, Seemingly Intelligent - Even That I Am Not Intelligent Enough To Ask For Help.