I Didn't Seem To Have That Effect

The Average Attention Span Of The Modern Human Being Is About Half As Long As Whatever Youre Trying To Tell Them.

The Real Truth Is That The War Didn't Have Much To Do With It Except That It Provided A Perfect Limbo In Which Two People Who Were Too Young And Too Related Could Start Kissing Without Anything Or Anyone Making Us Stop.

Fate Isn't Some Middle-aged Man With A Squint Who Won't Recognize You If You Change Your Clothes.

I, A Late Riser, Fantasise About Getting Up Every Morning At 5 A.m. To Fetch The Horses In From The Fields.

If There Was Ever A More Perfect Day In The History Of Time It Isn't One I've Heard About.