I Didn't Respond Well To A Firm

When Brian Told Me He Grew Up In New Mexico, I Told Him I Thought It Is Cool That People From Other Countries Play Football. He Corrected Me On My Geography And Agreed To Sit Down With Me Anyway.

You Find Out In Life That People Really Like You Funny. So What Do You Give 'em? Humor. And Then If You Show Them The Other Side, They Don't Like You As Much. I Find, Too, That I Can Hide Behind The Idiot's Mask Being Funny, And You Never See The Sorrow Or The Pain.

I'm On National Tv In Front Of Millions And I Hate Making Mistakes.

I'm Going To Tell It Straight, That Yes, I'd Love To Be Traded

When I Played For The Steelers And I Got My Bell Rung, I'd Take Smelling Salts And Go Right Back Out There.