I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

I Love Doing It [hosting The Oscars] Because I Love The Danger Of It And You Have To Come Through And Think On Your Feet. That's Why That Show, No Matter Who Hosts It, It Really Should Be A Fast-thinking Comedian Who Is Really Quick On Their Feet That Can Handle Situations That Happen, Or Somebody With That Kind Of Mentality That Can Capitalize On Something.

My Mind Is Always Going. I'm Always Thinking What I Need To Do, What I Haven't Done, What I Did Do, What I Didn't Do As Well As I Could - I'm Relentless That Way With Myself.

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.