I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I

I Used To Limp Around My Neighborhood Imitating Him. I Did My Bar Mitzvah With An Oklahoma Drawl.

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.

Consider The Rose...the Rose Is The Sweetest Smelling Flower Of All, And It's The Most Beautiful Because It's The Most Simple, Right? But Sometimes, You Got To Clip The Rose. You Got To Cut The Rose Back, So Something Sweeter Smelling And Stronger, And Even More Beautiful, Will Grow In Its Place

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

Did You Ever Reach A Point In Your Life, Where You Say To Yourself, 'this Is The Best I'm Ever Going To Look, The Best I'm Ever Going To Feel, The Best I'm Ever Going To Do,' And It Ain't That Great?