I Didn't Notice I Was Being Set

Alltami (n.) The Ancient Art Of Being Able To Balance The Hot And Cold Shower Taps.

Assumptions Are The Things We Don't Know We're Making.

He Spent A Lot Of Time Flying. He Learnt To Communicate With Birds And Discovered That Their Conversation Was Fantastically Boring. It Was All To Do With Wind Speed, Wing Spans, Power-to-weight Ratios And A Fair Bit About Berries. Unfortunately, He Discovered, Once You Have Learnt Birdspeak You Quickly Come To Realize That The Air Is Full Of It The Whole Time, Just Inane Bird Chatter. There Is No Getting Away From It.

It Can Be Very Dangerous To See Things From Somebody Else's Point Of View Without The Proper Training.

The Dew Has Fallen With A Particularly Sickening Thud This Morning.