I Didn't Invent The Culture, But I

If There Was A God, I'd Still Have Both Nuts.

Nobody Wants To Hear How I Think I've Been Mistreated, Or How I Think My Punishment Should Be Lifted, Or Tweaked, Or Reduced. Nobody Wants To Hear Me Say That, Nobody Cares What I Think About This. I Get It.

The Tour (de France) Is Essentially A Math Problem, A 2,000-mile Race Over Three Weeks That's Sometimes Won By A Margin Of A Minute Or Less. How Do You Propel Yourself Through Space On A Bicycle, Sometimes Steeply Uphill, At A Speed Sustainable For Three Weeks? Every Second Counts.

My Mom Was Such A Strong Character. I Don't Want To Say She Was Like A Man, But She Was Tough.

I Have Never Doped. I Can Say It Again, But I've Said It For Seven Years.