I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work

This Women/ Killer Was A Testament To My Theory That The Crazier You Are, The More Calories You Burn. That's Why Psychos Are Always So Skinny.

We're Doing A Bunch Of Shoots With Kids About The Election, About Politics, About Racism. I Like To Talk About Heavy Topics With Kids Because You Find Out What Their Parents Are Feeding Them At Home, And Then You Find Out Their Quick Reactions To Things. It's So Refreshing When Kids Are So Honest.

I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work This Hard.

When You See The Veins Popping Out Of My Neck, That's An Exclamation Point.

Is Heather Mcdonald Your Best Friend? You Better Get A New One.