I Did Some Sports. It Was A

I Did Some Sports. It Was A Bit Frustrating. I Wasn't The Greatest Sports Person.

Stain Boy Of All The Super Heroes, The Strangest One By Far, Doesn't Have A Special Power, Or Drive A Fancy Car. Next To Superman And Batman, I Guess He Must Seem Tame. But To Me He Is Quite Special, And Stain Boy Is His Name. He Can't Fly Around Tall Buildings, Or Outrun A Speeding Train, The Only Talent He Seems To Have Is To Leave A Nasty Stain. Sometimes I Know It Bothers Him, That He Can't Run Or Swim Or Fly, And Because Of This One Ability, His Dry Cleaning Bill Is Sky-high.

If You Want People To Leave You Alone Then Appearing To Be Crazy Is A Good Thing. If You're Walking Down The Street Talking To Yourself People Tend To Give You A Wide Berth! But I've Always Been Blessed With Being Easily Ignored Or Avoided. I Think Maybe It's Because People Think I Look A Little Crazy.

I've Always Been Misrepresented. You Know, I Could Dress In A Clown Costume And Laugh With The Happy People But They'd Still Say I'm A Dark Personality.

My Parents Suffered From That Ideal Of A Perfect Nuclear Family. They Found That A Difficult Pressure, I Think.