I Did Find A Wonderful Girl Last

My Job As A Portrait Photographer Is To Seduce, Amuse And Entertain.

Technically, I Have Not Changed Very Much. Ask My Assistants. They'll Tell You, I Am The Easiest Photographer To Work With. I Don't Have Heavy Equipment. I Work Out Of One Bag.

Some People`s Photography Is An Art. Mine Is Not. If They Happen To Be Exhibited In A Gallery Or A Museum, That`s Fine. But That`s Not Why I Do Them. I`m A Gun For Hire.

Photography Is 10% Inspiration And 90% Moving Furniture.

In My Vocabulary There Are Two Bad Words: Art And Good Taste.