I Detest Converts Almost As Much As

The Old Testament, As Everyone Who Has Looked Into It Is Aware, Drips With Blood; There Is, Indeed, No More Bloody Chronicle In All The Literature Of The World.

Most People Want Security In This World, Not Liberty.

Friendship Is A Common Belief In The Same Fallacies, Mountebanks And Hobgoblins.

A Metaphysician Is One Who, When You Remark That Twice Two Makes Four, Demands To Know What You Mean By Twice, What By Two, What By Makes, And What By Four. For Asking Such Questions Metaphysicians Are Supported In Oriental Luxury In The Universities, And Respected As Educated And Intelligent Men.

When You Sympathize With A Married Woman You Either Make Two Enemies Or Gain One Wife And One Friend.