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I Love Swimming, Tennis, And I Am Taking Up Golf. I Am Not Serious About It, I Just Go To The Range And Practice. Other Than That, I Enjoy Going To The Movies And Hanging Out With My Friends.

My Parents’ Biggest Thing Was That They Just Wanted Me To Graduate High School And Go To College. They Couldn’t Fathom Me Acting For The Rest Of My Life.

I've Never Dated. I Can Say This Honestly: I Don't Know What It's Like To Date. But Also, How Am I Going To Date? I'm Not In One State Long Enough.

Children Are F - King Crazy. They're Also Suicidal.

Have A Baby, And You Realize: The Second You Think You Got Sh-t Figured Out, You Don't. It's The Greatest Wake-up Call.