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It's Been The Greatest Gift That I've Been Given. Because No Matter How Much My Parents Have Asked Me To Be More Patient, No Matter Much My Husband Has Asked Me To Be More Patient, None Of It Mattered Until I Had A Kid. And Then All Of Sudden I Was Like, "oh. I Have To Be More Patient." They Were All Like, "yeah! We've Been Telling You That For Twenty Years!" And I Find It To Be A Gift. Every Day I'm More Patient.

There Are Things You Fantasize About Doing And Saying, And Then Ultimately Don't Because It's Illegal.

It Doesn't Matter If You're Play-pretending Crying Or Play-pretending Laughing, You're Still Play-pretending.

Putting The Makeup On, Not A Problem. Taking The Makeup Off, Every Night.... It Makes Your Face Swell.

What I Do And Who I Am Are Two Different Things. And They Always Will Be.