I’d Rather Be Short, Fat, And Ugly

Ninety Percent Of Intelligence Was Knowing When To Shut Up.’ – Cherise

It Was Great, Wasn’t It? Really Exciting Stuff. (chris) Like Having My Teeth Drilled Without Novocain. (cassandra)

Have You Ever Heard Of Feng Shui? (randy) Yeah. It’s The ‘put The Mirror On Your Door And Sleep In The Right Direction’ Bullshit. (steele)

Don't Let Those People Steal Your Day

I Just Want To Be Warm. Just Once Let Me Be Warm. Is There No Star Capable Of Sharing Its Fire With Me? (zarek)