I’d Rather Be Short, Fat, And Ugly

Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

Choose Well Or Die. I Don’t Care Which. Just Don’t Get Blood On My Coat.

There Was Something About Ash That Made Every Hormone In Her Body Stand Up And Pant For More

Do That Again And, Bracelet Or No Bracelet, I’ll Tear Your Head Off And Use It For A Doorstop. (xypher)

Don't Worry, Otto. I'm An Acquired Taste. Most Of My Best Friends Had To Know Me For Years Before They Could Even Stand My Presence. I'm Like Mold, I Usually Grow On You Very Slowly. (tabitha)