I’d Rather Be Short, Fat, And Ugly

I Know, Baby. I Feel The Same Way About You. Those Words Never Convey What Goes Through My Mind And Heart Every Time I Look Up And See You Sitting In My House. Funny Thing Is, I Always Thought My House Was Full And That There Was Nothing Missing In My Life. I Had A Job I Loved. Family Who Loved Me. Good Friends To Keep Me Sane. Everything A Human Could Want. And Then I Met An Infuriating, Impossible Man Who Added The One Thing I Didn’t Know Wasn’t There.” – Tory “dirty Socks On The Floor?” – Acheron

Why Have I Always Been Forbidden To Touch Him? (stryker) Ours It Not To Question Why. Ours Is But To Live Or Die. (apollymi)

Charonte Are Guarding A Dimme? Is The World Coming To An End And I Missed The Memo? (stryker)

Tabitha Checked Her Watch. It Was Almost Ten. “i Don’t Know About You, But I’m Famished. Want To Go Grab A Bite?” Valerius Gave Her An Amused Stare. “you Have To Be The Only Woman Alive Who Would Ask A Man With Fangs That Question.

No, No, No. This Ain’t Right. I Finally Find A Woman Who’ll Actually Let Me Into Her Place And You Bring Her Home For You? Oh, Please Tell Me You Brought Her Home For You And Not For Me. You Didn’t Pimp Me Out Again, Wulf, Did You? I Swear I’ll Stake You In Your Sleep If You Did. (chris)