I’d Rather Be Short, Fat, And Ugly

She Didn’t Judge Him Or Hate Him For Things That Weren’t His Fault. She Accepted Him And That Was The Greatest Miracle Of All.

Kaiaphas. I See You Finally Made Some Friends. You Must Have Learned To Use A Toothbrush At Last. You Know It’s The Whole Up And Down, Back And Forth That Confuses People…or Demons. (xypher)

Where Are You Anyway? (acheron) I Don't Know. I Hear Some Godawful Kind Of Music From Outside, Horns Blaring, And I'm In A House With A Mohawk Cuckoo Bird, A Transvestite, And A Knife-wielding Lunatic. (valerius) Why Are You At Tabitha's? (acheron)

.’..all This Talk About Your Son’s Loyalty And Fidelity Has Made Me Feel A Sudden Urge To Go Riding.’ His Father Scowled. ‘you Shouldn't Ride In Your Condition. You Could Fall From A Horse And Lose Or Injure The Babe You Carry.’ Holding Styxx’s Hand In Hers, She Paused To Smile Graciously At Him. ‘i Never Said Anything About Horse, Majesty. It’s Your Son I Intend To Mount And Ride. Good Day.

And There’s One More Thing. (gabriel) Neutering? (zeke)