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I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.
-Amy Sedaris
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I Cried When I Had No Shoes,
Amy Sedaris
I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.
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