I Cried When I Had No Shoes,

Gay Guys Know How To Craft, And They Craft Really Well. Straight Guys, Forget It.

Sometimes Losing A Pet Is More Painful Than Losing A Human Because In The Case Of The Pet, You Were Not Pretending To Love It.

I Love Depressing Movies And Depressing Books.

I've Never Done Heroin Or Slept With People For Money Or Anything.

I Can't Imagine Going To An All-girls School. I Went To A Public School.