I Couldn't Have Gotten Into Harvard With

Long Conversations With Pals When Neither You Nor They Have Had A Drink Can Be A Test Of Palship.

We Need A Government, Alas, Because Of The Nature Of Humans.

There Are Twenty-seven Specific Complaints Against The British Crown Set Forth In The Declaration Of Independence. To Modern Ears They Still Sound Reasonable. They Still Sound Reasonable, In Large Part, Because So Many Of Them Can Be Leveled Against The Federal Government Of The United States.

Government Subsidies Can Be Critically Analyzed According To A Simple Principle: You Are Smarter Than The Government, So When The Government Pays You To Do Something You Wouldn't Do On Your Own, It Is Almost Always Paying You To Do Something Stupid.

I Suppose I Should Get A Vcr, But The Only Thing I Like About Television Is Its Ephemerality.