I Couldn't Be Happier To Not Be

What You Never Want To Do Is Have A Story That Doesn't Track Emotionally, Because Then You're Going Joke To Joke And You're Going To Fatigue The Audience. The Only Thing That's Going To String Them To The Next Joke Is How Successful The Previous Joke Is.

I Love The Pictures Of Old Hollywood, Seeing The Directors Dressed In Suits And Ties. Even The Grips Would Be Wearing Ties. But The Biggest Thing Is When I Was A Kid, I Couldn't Wait To Be An Adult, And I Think What Happens With Most Guys Is That No One Wants To Be An Adult Anymore. So They're Dressing Like Kids.

I Love Funny People, And When I'm With Funny People, Or People Who Are Amusing In Their Weirdness, I Love It. Because That To Me Is Funny, As Opposed To Someone Who Stops And Says, 'hey Let Me Tell You A Joke.'

When I Went To High School, In The Late 1970s, Disco Was In Full Swing And Anyone Who Was Into It Dressed The Part. I Know I Did.

My Wife And I Don't Have Kids And People Are Down On Us About It. But We're Just Not Wired That Way, So Don't Tell Me I Have To.