I Couldn't Be Happier About Being A

"our First Conversation Was On The Phone. I Was In The Bathtub, And I Had To Tell Him That I Was In The Bathtub Because I Was Afraid He Would Think I Was, Like, Playing In The Toilet When He Heard Water Swishing Around. [...] Then We Had Breakfast In Santa Monica, And I Spit Egg Inside Of His Mouth When I Was Talking.

I Dress Like An Old Woman In My Real Life. If You're Having Conversations With People, You Don't Want Them To Remember You As The Girl With The Tits, You Want Them To Pay Attention To What You're Saying

In Hollywood, I'm Obese. I'm Considered A Fat Actress. I Eat Like A Caveman. I'll Be The Only Actress That Doesn't Have Anorexia Rumors! I'm Never Going To Starve Myself For A Part. I'm Invincible. I Don't Want Little Girls To Be Like "oh, I Want To Look Like Katniss, So I'm Going To Skip Dinner!"

I Promise You, Anybody Given The Choice Of That Kind Of Money Or Having To Make A Phone Call To Tell Your Dad That Something Like That Has Happened, It’s Not Worth It.

You Ask If You Look Good And You Know People Are Lying. It Was A Depressing Thing To Experience. I Was Going To These Parties Where I Used To Be Ignored And Then All Of A Sudden People Are Paying Attention To Me.