I Could Peel You Like A Pear

I Think Everyone Is An Opportunist If They Have An Opportunity.

I Would Have Been A Terrible Mother Because I'm Basically A Very Selfish Human Being. Not That That Has Stopped Most People Going Off And Having Children.

The Terrible Thing About Acting In The Theater Is That You Have To Do It At Night.

I Could Peel You Like A Pear And God Himself Would See The Justice In It.

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.