I Consider Myself A Texan. I Grew

My Dark Side, My Shadow, My Lower Companion Is Now In The Back Room Blowing Up Balloons For Kids' Parties.

I'm Not Jealous, And I'm Not Possessive, And I'm Not Controlling.

I Am Proud To Tell Hollywood That I Am A Christian. For The First Time I Am Now Free To Be Myself.

Acting Is A Trick Word Invented In The Festival Of Dionysus, Before Christ, In Greece At A Fertility Festival. That's Where Theatre Came From: A Fertility Festival. No Women Were Allowed. All The Men Played All The Parts.

Relationship. R-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p Means This: Really Exciting Love Affair Turns Into Overwhelming Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs In Peril.