If You Have To Say “no Offense”

Write The Kind Of Story You Would Like To Read. People Will Give You All Sorts Of Advice About Writing, But If You Are Not Writing Something You Like, No One Else Will Like It Either.

There Will Be No More British Guys. Unless They Are Members Of The Royal Family, Of Course.

But I Guess You Would Look Beatific, Too, If The Man You Had Been In Love With Since The Fifth Grade Had Told You That He Was In Love With You, Too.

The The Tabloids Are Always Going To Be A War For Popularity In The Celeb World.

I Didn't Even Think About Suggesting He Take The Boots Off. There'd Probably Be A Apocalypse Or Something.