I Can't Wait To Retire From Acting

I Can't Wait To Retire From Acting And Just Sit Around And Get Fat.

V-necks Are Great Because You Can Get A Little Fat And You Still Look Kind Of Good - And I Like To Get Fat Sometimes, So It's Nice. I Like To Fluctuate Between The World Of Skinny And Fat, So V-necks Suit Me Well.

I Thought I Was Going To Be A Theater Actor. I Moved To New York After College And Did Some Plays And Worked A Lot. Once The Realities Of Living As A Theatrical Actor Hit Me, I Realized I Wanted To Start Making A Little Bit Of Money And Not Have To Bartend And Work In Theater.

After High School, I Went To Vcu And Got A B.f.a. In Theater. I Got To Do A Bunch Of Stuff Professionally Throughout College. I Actually Got My Sag Card In College.

'flashforward' Was On The Outs When I Was Approached With 'happy Endings.' I Literally Got The Script On A Friday, And On Saturday Morning I Met With David Caspe, Jamie Tarses, And The Russo Brothers. I Took The Role On That Saturday, And On Monday I Was Doing A Table Read. It All Happened Very Fast, But It Was Super Exciting.