I Can't Think Of Anything Worse Than

In Burton's Day They [soldiers] Were Itching To Get Into The Fray. Now It Is The Opposite. They Are Always Whining About The Dangers Of Being Killed. Oh My God, They Are Such Wimps Now! The Whole Point Of Being In The Army Is Wanting To Get Killed, Wanting To Test Yourself To The Limits. Now You Have To Fly 15,000ft Above The War Zone To Avoid Getting Hit. I Don't Think There Is Any Point In Having Wars If That's How You're Going To Behave. It's Pathetic. All This Whining!

We Now Live In A World Where The Only Thing To Have Is Success, But Failure Is Marvelous. It's Fertiliser, It's Like Living Fertiliser, Because You're Forced On Yourself.

What's Happened To Humour? We're Becoming American. Everyone Gets So Angry Over Everything.

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.

Being In Hollywood Is Like Being In The Christian Right These Days.