I Can't Think Of Anything Worse Than

Maybe There Won't Be Marriage, Maybe There Won't Be Sex, But By God There'll Be Dancing!

To Be A Soldier One Needs That Special Gene, That Extra Something, That Enables A Person To Jump Into One On One Combat, Something, After All, That Is Unimaginable To Most Of Us, As We Are Simply Not Brave Enough.

Being Gay And Being A Woman Has One Big Thing In Common, Which Is That We Both Become Invisible After The Age Of 42. Who Wants A Gay 50-year-old? No One, Let Me Tell You.

What's Happened To Humour? We're Becoming American. Everyone Gets So Angry Over Everything.

I've Never Been Any Good With Authority.