I Can't Stand The Gossip Of Celebrities'

My Wife And My Three Kids And My Grandchildren Are My Life, But My Horses And My Dogs Are Everything Else.

Gradually The Live Tv Scene Simmered Out, Replaced By Film, And That Took Place In L.a. So Many Actors Left New York.

I See People Putting Text Messages On The Phone Or Computer And I Think, 'why Don't You Just Call?'

I Can't Stand The Gossip Of Celebrities' Lives, All The Time! Every Minute!

The Essence Of Paint Ball Is The Fact That When You Get Hit By A Ball Full Of Paint, It Hurts Just Enough To Say, 'ow, I Gotta Get Out Of The Way,' But Not Enough To Say, 'i Quit.'