I Can't Sing And I Can't Dance,

I Was A Pretty Good Fighter. But It Was The Writers Who Made Me Great.

By Forgetting The Past And By Throwing Myself Into Other Interests, I Forget To Worry.

You Know What A Champion Is? A Champion Is Someone Who's Ready When The Gong Rings - Not Just Before, Not Just After - But When It Rings.

Honey, I Just Forgot To Duck.

I Can't Sing And I Can't Dance, But I Can Lick Any S.o.b. In The House.