I Can't Relate To 99% Of Humanity.

I Never Did Improv Professionally, But That Was Certainly In My Training As An Actor. I Like It.

Do You Think God Stays In Heaven Because He Too Lives In Fear Of What He's Created Here On Earth?

When I Was A Fireman I Was In A Lot Of Burning Buildings. It Was A Great Job, The Only Job I Ever Had That Compares With The Thrill Of Acting.

What Was Frustrating About Armageddon Was The Time I Spent Not Doing Anything. It Was A Big Special Effects Film, And I Wasn't Crazy About Pretending I Was In Outer Space. It Feels Ridiculous.

My Favorite Review Described Me As The Cinematic Equivalent Of Junk Mail. I Don't Know What That Means, But It Sounds Like A Dig.