I Can't Play Guitar, But I Can

Life Is What Happens While You Are Busy Making Other Plans.

I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends.

Nor Do I Think We Came From Monkeys, By The Waythat's Another Piece Of Garbage. What The Hell's It Based On? We Couldn't've Come From Anything-fish, Maybe, But Not Monkeys. I Don't Believe In The Evolution Of Fish To Monkeys To Men. Why Aren't Monkeys Changing Into Men Now? It's Absolute Garbage. It's Absolutely Irrational Garbage, As Mad As The Ones Who Believe The World Was Made Only Four Thousand Years Ago, The Fundamentalists.

When We Got Married, We Knew Our Honeymoon Was Going To Be Public, Anyway, So We Decided To Use It To Make A Statement. We Sat In Bed And Talked To Reporters For Seven Days. It Was Hilarious. In Effect, We Were Doing A Commercial For Peace On The Front Page Of The Papers Instead Of A Commercial For War.

Imagine There's No Heaven, It's Easy If You Try. No Hell Below Us, Above Us Only Sky. Imagine All The People Living For Today...