I Can't Eat More Than Six Hundred

I Am Just So Happy And Thrilled And I Am So Glad Mr. Hefner Chose Me.

For Some Reason, People Think I Am This Terrible Person And It Really Hurts Me To Hear That. I Am Just Doing The Best I Know How To.

Living In A Small Town, I Knew Everybody And Everybody Knew Me.

I Did Playboy. There Was An Ad In The Paper For Playmates. Playboy Called Me And Flew Me To Los Angeles, And I Was On The March Cover Of 1992.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.