I Can't Eat More Than Six Hundred

I'm Sick Of Being Accused Of Gold-digging. It Just So Happens I Get Turned On By Liver Spots.

A Ghost Would Crawl Up My Leg And Have Sex With Me At An Apartment A Long Time Ago In Texas. I Used To Think It Was My Boyfriend, And One Day I Woke Up And It Wasn't. I Was Freaked Out About It, But Then I Was, Like, 'well, You Know What? He's Never Hurt Me And He Just Gave Me Some Amazing Sex, So I Have No Problem.

I Want To Be The New Marilyn Monroe.

I Wanted To Become A Model And An Actress.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.