I Can't Drive, So I Can Only

The Difference Is That With Fame Comes A Spotlight, One Which Has Recently Made It Impossible To Ignore The Fact That More And More Of Those Folks We Place On Pedestals Aren't Even Pausing To Consider An Option Other Than Lying.

By The End Of The Week, If I'm Still Alive, I Get To Write Whatever I Want About It All.

I Don't Know About You, But I Can Tell When Someone's Lying. They Can't Look You In The Eye - They Look You In The Bridge Of Your Nose.

It's A Good Thing That Columnists Don't Make Homosexuality Their Last Taboo Anymore. But I Wish The Columnists Themselves Would Come Out Too.

For Better Or Worse, I've Always Tried To March To My Own Drum And Tell It Like It Is, While Preserving Some Integrity And Style. God, I'm Fabulous!