I Can't Drive, So I Can Only

It's Not Enough For Me To Cover Theater, I Have To Throw Myself Around Every Other Art Form, And Do So Thoroughly And Relentlessly.

The Difference Is That With Fame Comes A Spotlight, One Which Has Recently Made It Impossible To Ignore The Fact That More And More Of Those Folks We Place On Pedestals Aren't Even Pausing To Consider An Option Other Than Lying.

By The End Of The Week, If I'm Still Alive, I Get To Write Whatever I Want About It All.

In The Last Few Years, The Very Idea Of Telling The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth Is Dredged Up Only As A Final Resort When The Alternative Options Of Deception, Threat And Bribery Have All Been Exhausted.

In '75, The Year Both A Chorus Line And Chicago Hit Broadway, My Head Spun Around And I Became The Ultimate Theater Queen For Life.