I Can't Drive, So I Can Only

I'm Just A Simple Kid From Brooklyn Who Landed Into The Most Enchanted Lifestyle Imaginable.

For Years, I've Pushed The Idea Of A Column Compilation Book Mainly Because It Would Be Easy - I Could Just Staple 'em All Together. But Publishers Have Been Resistent, Feeling The Material Dates.

For Better Or Worse, I've Always Tried To March To My Own Drum And Tell It Like It Is, While Preserving Some Integrity And Style. God, I'm Fabulous!

A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole Nuclear Family!

It's A Good Thing That Columnists Don't Make Homosexuality Their Last Taboo Anymore. But I Wish The Columnists Themselves Would Come Out Too.