I Can't Dance And I Can't Sing

My Mom Was A Model. She Had Me At 20, So She Was A Young Mother.

When You Try On Something, You Have To Ask Yourself, 'how Many Ways Could I Wear This? Could I Wear It To Work? To Dinner Or Drinks? Will It Span The Seasons' If You Have To Think Too Hard About Those Questions, Then Skip It.

When I'm Not Working I'm A Slug - A Full Slug. I Am Not Good At The In-between. I'm Either Fever-pitched Or Want To Just Pass Out On A Beach With A Really Sleazy Book And Eat A Cheeseburger.

Give Me Caviar Kaspia And Give Me A Hamburger. I Love The Two Extremes.

I Think A Lot Of Women Have Too Many Mini Skirts In Their Closets.