I Can't Concentrate In Flats.

Everyone's Showing Their Thong Out The Back Of Their Jeans. But You Shouldn't Wear Any. You Get A Better Line If You Wear No Knickers.

In My Store, Anyone And Everyone Is Welcome.

I Read Once That Elegance Is A Privilege Of Age. I Thought, That's So True. You Get More Comfortable With Yourself As You Get Older.

I Do Go To Football Sometimes But I Don't Know The Offside Rule Or Free-kicks - Or Side Kicks - Or Whatever They're Called.

If You Haven't Got It. Fake It! Too Short? Wear Big High Heels, But Do Practice Walking!