I Can't Begin To Describe The Amount

My Rookie Year, I Was Very Immature.

I'm Calling On The Supreme Leader Of North Korea, Or As I Call Him, 'kim,' To Do Me A Solid And Cut Kenneth Bae Loose.

Madonna Wasn't An Acrobat Or Anything, But The Sex Was Good. I Could Tell She Liked It.

I Can't Begin To Describe The Amount Of Crap I've Taken For Being A Lousy Free-throw Shooter.

For Years The League Has Thought I've Been On Drugs. I Would Have Burned Out A Long Time Ago If That Was True.