I Can't Avoid Writing. It's A Sort

There Is Nothing Like A Good Dose Of Another Woman To Make A Man Appreciate His Wife.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, And Lessens The Frictions Of Social Contacts.

To Put A Woman On The Ticket Would Challenge The Loyalty Of Women Everywhere To Their Sex, Because It Would Be Made To Seem That The Defeat Of The Ticket Meant The Defeat For A Hundred Years Of Women's Chance To Be Truly Equal With Men In Politics.

Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Make You Awfully Comfortable While You're Being Miserable.

Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home, But, Unlike Charity, It Should End There.