I Cannot Sit And Think; Books Think

Shut Not Thy Purse-strings Always Against Painted Distress.

Oh Call It By Some Better Name, For Friendship Sounds Too Cold.

For God's Sake (i Never Was More Serious) Don't Make Me Ridiculous Any More By Terming Me Gentle-hearted In Print.

A Pun Is Not Bound By The Laws Which Limit Nicer Wit. It Is A Pistol Let Off At The Ear; Not A Feather To Tickle The Intellect.

It Is Good To Have Friends At Court.