I Cannot In Good Conscience Participate In

To Be Honest, I Find Going Out Pretty Scary And Intimidating. Got All Those People Checking You Out, With Only One Purpose: Hooking Up. I'm Quite The Dork, I'd Rather Sit Home And Play Scrabble. But That Doesn't Get You A Girl, Does It?

A Racial Community Provides Not Only A Sense Of Identity, That Luxury Of Looking Into Another's Face And Seeing Yourself Reflected Back, But A Sense Of Security And Support.

I Broke My Nose In Gym When A Ball Hit Me. I Took A Girl To Her Debutante Ball The Next Week Wearing A Tux And A Big, Honking Bandage. Not The Romantic Night She Had In Mind.

I'm Hoping That What I Am Or What I'm Not Ethnically Doesn't Limit Me In Anyone Else's Eyes. I Guarantee You It Doesn't In Mine.

Unfortunately, I'm Allergic To All Animals And Even Some People.