I Can Write Pretty Much Anywhere.

Only Professional Diplomats, Inveterate Idiots And Women View Diplomacy As A Long-term Substitute For War.

Mother Used To Say Escape Is Never Further Than The Nearest Book. Well, Mumsy, No, Not Really. Your Beloved Large-print Sagas Of Rags, Riches, And Heartbreak Were No Camouflage Against The Miseries Trained On You By The Tennis Ball Launcher Of Life, Were They? But, Yes, Mum, There Again, You Have A Point. Books Don’t Offer Real Escape, But They Can Stop A Mind Scratching Itself Raw.

Music’s A Wood You Walk Through.

It's True, Reading Too Many Novels Makes You Go Blind.

Whoever Opined "money Can't Buy You Happiness" Obviously Had Far Too Much Of The Stuff.