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If A Boxer Ever Went As Crazy As Nijinsky All The Wowsers In The World Would Be Screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, Who Hit Nijinsky? And Why Isn't There A Campaign Against Ballet? It Gives Girls Thick Legs

Our Hypothetical Rich Client Might Even Have Ordered A Pommard, Because It Was Listed At A Higher Price...he Would Have Never Learned [about Other Wines]. A Man Who Is Rich In His Adolescence Is Almost Doomed To Be A Dilettante At Table. This Is Not Because All Millionaires Are Stupid But Because They Are Not Impelled To Experiment.

The Pattern Of A Newspaperman's Life Is Like The Plot Of 'black Beauty.' Sometimes He Finds A Kind Master Who Gives Him A Dry Stall And An Occasional Bran Mash In The Form Of A Christmas Bonus, Sometimes He Falls Into The Hands Of A Mean Owner Who Drives Him In Spite Of Spavins And Expects Him To Live On Potato Peelings.the Sunday World Was A Dry-stall Interlude In My Wanderings.

It Is Impossible For Me To Estimate How Many Of My Early Impressions Of The World, Correct And The Opposite, Came To Me Through Newspapers. Homicide, Adultery, No-hit Pitching, And Balkanism Were Concepts That, Left To My Own Devices, I Would Have Encountered Much Later In Life.

I Take A Grave View Of The Press. It Is The Weak Slat Under The Bed Of Democracy