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Clea And I Were Touring One Of The Cathedrals In Italy, And In Front Of The Whole Tour I Go 'that's So Cute! Look, They Have Birdbaths In The Church!

I Got Married And Had A Baby. Created A Human.

People Talk Worse About People Than They Talk Good About People, Because A Lot Of People Like Drama.

There's Something That Just Happens To You When You Have A Baby, And You Look At Their Little Eyes For The First Time When You're Holding Them. They've Been Safe Inside Your Belly For Almost 10 Months, And Now They're In Your Arms. Intuition Kicks In, Where You Will Do Anything For Them And You Have All The Tools Inside Of You To Take Care Of Them.

It Was Moving, But So Absurd That I Nearly Laughed Out Loud. I Imagined A New Line Of Hallmark Cards: "thank You For Not Killing My Boyfriend, Even If It Risks Killing You.